“If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,”
— Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via vodkaflavoredkiss)

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stuning:

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

i think i have my disease ://

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patientlights:

Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

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sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

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pinkmanjesse:

THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST

pinkmanjesse:

THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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pitbulled:

impactings:

Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.

This includes cats, rabbits, birds, guinea pigs, etc.!! Go here to register your pet as an ESA :~) 

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zanetheaiden:

my hair hasn’t been cooperating today

zanetheaiden:

my hair hasn’t been cooperating today